Dear Dan and Laura,
Congratulations on your wedding last year. A neighbor told me you were married. I'm sure you'll be very happy. And Laura, welcome to the family. Although I have never met you, I'm sure you'll be a wonderful wife to my youngest son. Enjoy the cooking mat! And Dan, good luck and I hope the shirt fits! Since I don't know your address, I'll throw these items in the box of your stuff that I keep in the basement for now.